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Fessional Moments

Unpro- Moments

@June 11, 2022 David dying to the screebs that gave the clan it’s name

@July 31, 2024 The gang gets Crota to final stand and then someone triggers a 5+ second monster truck discord soundboard at the same time someone else mistakenly shoots the oversoul to end final stand before the fireteam can do any damage

@July 19, 2026 DeMarko (having not played the Desert Perpetual raid for several months), forgets that to kill the Hydras with the eyes in the Epoptes encounter, you need to shoot all the eyes and then the big center one, causing several wipes, and even a visit to orbit and back thinking that the encounter was bugged.

Pro- Moments

@June 14, 2022 2-floored the caretaker

@May 12, 2024 Fireteam stays alive and keeps it together through Explicator after DeMarko gets disconnected and comes back in time to do the clear.

@October 14, 2024 Bea, after clearing normal mode Vesper’s Host for the first time: “I’m a little sad I didn’t get Icebreaker on my first clear”

Times DeMarko Said We Did a Good Job

@March 31, 2022 at Rhulk

@May 11, 2022 Ixi called a smart audible by dropping the nut in Master Exhibition

@August 30, 2022 third damage phase on Golgoroth

@April 19, 2023 recovered from a death on the 3rd floor of Scission

@September 2, 2023 during contest mode Crota, we recovered and held on while he rebooted his computer

@November 6, 2023 during regular Crota, Steve kept getting kicked multiple times and we recovered

@July 7, 2026 Emily’s first Crota’s End run, everybody was rusty as hell, but we still got it done and Emily got the Necrochasm catalyst

Times DeMarko Said Medu Did a Good Job

@November 21, 2023 for bullying David for being late to Last Wish

@January 24, 2024 for bullying est about inventory management

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@May 13, 2024 for getting platinum on Atrax in Pantheon first try

@August 10, 2024 when Medu was trying to recover a Verity death by figuring out the state of the inside.

Season of Reading Comprehension

For all of the times Ixi has learned about something they could have just read in the item description.

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  • Vow of the Disciple Contest Mode
    • Learning that Shadowshot Quiver has a second volley
      • AND THEN learning that Orpheus Rigs gives it a third volley
  • Lucky Pants and Malfeasance
    • This holiday is also commemorated as the time that Ixi decided to learn how to buildcraft (april 16)
  • Enhanced Relay Defender
    • Also known as: why we only do the one tether strat in Vault of Grass
  • Forerunner
    • Reading the catalyst grants it a whole additional perk called The Rock
  • Commemoration
    • Finding out after a GM that Ixi has been using a crafted 4TtC/Focused Fury Commemoration for YEARS
      • quote shipe: “why is ixi reloading this gun that reloads itself so much?”
  • Completing Excision
    • Ixi gets a The Call pattern and says “Ooooh, I didn’t know The Call was craftable”
  • While cleaning their vault
    • Ixi realizing they could compare by something other than the exact same item
  • While doing Vow of the Disciple for the first time in a long time
    • “Last time I was here I didn’t realize you had to do heavy swings for sword damage”
  • While doing contest mode Vesper’s Host ixi learned that:
    • Mountaintop is a lightweight frame and lets you run faster
    • You can use mountaintop to launch yourself (Narrator: This changed everything)
  • DeMarko manages to guide Ixi precisely through ranking up Rahool with every possible resource
  • This, no explanation needed
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  • Ixi learning that the Season Pass exotic (Alethonym) is basically free Mountaintop
  • While examining Ixi’s Warlock gear, DeMarko says “why do you have white warlock gear for your optimizer?” and Ixi responds “it’s because I believe Warlocks and Titans don’t deserve nice things”
  • Ixi taking a whole month to finally read the text of Envious Arsenal
  • When running Choir of One for DPS Ixi said they don’t have the catalyst…they had the catalyst, they just never used Choir of One so it was level 1
  • Ixi realized that killing enemies while transcendent increases the duration of transcendence
  • “Wait Anarchy is grenade launcher???”
  • “Can Half-Truths guard?”
  • “Wait, lightweight frames give you +20 mobility?”
  • Ixi has never read Sanguine Alchemy
  • DeMarko asking Ixi why they’re aiming 1KV at the boss’s head, Ixi asserts that 1KV is a linear fusion rifle and therefore can hit crits (it's a fusion rifle, it can't crit)
  • As we fail to glaive DPS Rhulk for a Triumph, Ixi shows us what artifact they had equipped (No Bell is the glaive DPS artifact mod)
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